Thursday, December 29, 2005
Stove-slave
To take the easy option for Christmas and having less than two people to feed a full turkey wasn’t an option so I bought a 6” ready done piece of turkey from Marks & Spencer. By not eating on time it went more like a rat than a turkey. On top of that I was adamant that it will be eaten since it wasn’t my fault that it turned into a rat. By now I was so much under the influence of red wine that I tried to make instant gravy out of stock powder and couldn't understand why it wouldn't thicken!
Shall we leave the rest of the story now that you have got the jest of it?
I think I should stay away from this lovely phrase in this instant. Bringing up the word “stove-slave” in Christmas conversation might bring the memory of the rat shaped turkey and salty liquid for the gravy!