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Friday, September 23, 2005

Oktoberfest, Munich

Oktoberfest
Munich, Germany

Visitors: 6 to 7 million
Beer: 1.5 million gallons
Roasted oxen: 88
Sausages: 219,443
Chickens: 459,279

Why do I not know any party of this kind where a million gallons of orange juice is consumed and hundred thousands of carrots and cauliflowers are eaten?

Why is enjoyment generally associated with losing control under the influence of alcohol and eating dead globe sharers?

By all means I am neither a tea total nor a pure vegetarian but I often wonder why it seems more exciting when the opposite is involved. Does eating and drinking pure sensible things make a difference on your personality? Old Hindu priests/sages most certainly thought so. They used to go to the jungle to meditate and pray. They believed that eating natural and unprocessed food like fruits and vegetables promotes calmer thoughts. It has to be true only up to a point I suppose. If there were no vegetarian murderers or trouble makers then I would have believed it but as that is not the case I will carry on eating what I do.

I would have made those statistics alter a little i.e. Chickens 459,280 had I gone. It isn't fair that just because I don't like beer and wouldn't eat an ox I wasn't allowed to go to the Beer Festival in Munich!

Comments:
Once a long time
ago, we would have
been the feast!
Or was that virgins?
Oh skip it!
Going to be a very
long wait for your
carrots and orange
juice. Or you could
get into Hari Krishna-
they are veggies and have
feasts (but no alcohol
so I would be buggered
and I would feel pretty
foolish in a sari with my
tattoos)
Besides, everyone knows
how much I like my sausage.
My friend said you should
never eat anything with
a face. Well potatoes have
eyes and cabbages have
hearts, bananas have skins
etc So I will just keep
to my brandy and fags!
 
Neh..I'm not letting you near a Hari Krishna place either. knowing you , if you ran out of fags you will try to smoke the incense sticks.
 
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