Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Limbo Dancers
Friday was very busy at work and that was good because it kept me busy enough not to think nonsense. In the evening I went to see a friend's new house and met lovely new people in his life. Had a glass or two of wine and enjoyed the company but I couldn't have much sleep that night just like Thursday night.
Not sure if it was lack of sleep or not but Saturday lunch time when I finished work I started with the eye infection AGAIN! I thought I will have a short walk with the dog and go to the chemist before settling down for the rest of the day at home as I had not spent any time with the sickie. My friend wanted to cheer me up but I couldn't go too far so we agreed to meet at the town hall.
Our Town Hall has a massive car park behind the council offices. All around, there is grass and at the end a playing field. Normally I never go there. To me park is a proper garden to walk the dogs - not a car "park" but she insisted that people walk the dogs there all the time.
As we got there the main gates of the car park were locked but a little side gate was open. We went in and walked round. The dogs played and we chatted about my mood!
It had been raining earlier for a short while but it was bright and dry now.
As we were ready to go home we went back to the little gate. Terror! A great big pad lock was hanging on it. We couldn't believe it. We shouted and banged on the gates but there was not a soul about. There was no way out. All around the area there was a tall metal fence.
I could have killed her. She was the one who brought us here! If we phoned 999 someone could come to rescue us. Oh how I hated her to get me in problem especially when I looked terrible with my silly eyes! I mean...Getting the police officers and fire fighters at rescue while not looking your best is just unimaginable, isn't it? What if we were in the papers? Nop, could'nt take that chance!
We went to the front to the main gates. No way we can climb the top but there was about 9" gap under the gates. It will have to be that. This muggins volunteered. I will go first she said. Took the jacket off. Took off my mobile that was hanging round my neck. Gave both to her with the dog lead to hold. I couldn't decide whether to go face down or crawl on my back. I thought if I get stuck under the gate, face down will not look very glamourous! So off I went on my back. As I was lying on the ground I was saying "I am sure my head won’t fit under the gates". I was worried about hurting my skull!
The cheeky cow said "your head isn't the biggest part of your body - you know!" Lucky for her I was half way under the fence. Whilst standing there- laughing- she started to take my photos on the mobile. So now she has got my photos on her mobile phone. Me crawling on the ground, in middle of a public place, under a 20' metal fence!! After pulling the dogs out it was her turn. The crafty woman was clever enough not to give me the mobiles. She stuck them in her jeans pockets despite my threat to kill her if she damaged my mobile.
We, especially me, were filthy! Don't forget it had been raining earlier. I was wearing a light fuchsia pink track bottom with a white T shirt. I was the one who was first out so the ground was nearly dry with my cloths! She escaped with only a little dirt.
After coming out she still wouldn't give me the camera phones! She was trying to take picture of my bottom! She said it looks like as if I have been groped. I was screaming, giggling and running around in circle so that she can't take the picture.
If the CCTVs were on and if anyone sees them they will class us mental. Two grown women frolicking like teenagers! We will be banned from the Council offices forever.
Since Saturday she has blackmailed me into going shopping and going for a meal. God knows how long these photos are going to be used as criminal evidence!
Not sure if it was lack of sleep or not but Saturday lunch time when I finished work I started with the eye infection AGAIN! I thought I will have a short walk with the dog and go to the chemist before settling down for the rest of the day at home as I had not spent any time with the sickie. My friend wanted to cheer me up but I couldn't go too far so we agreed to meet at the town hall.
Our Town Hall has a massive car park behind the council offices. All around, there is grass and at the end a playing field. Normally I never go there. To me park is a proper garden to walk the dogs - not a car "park" but she insisted that people walk the dogs there all the time.
As we got there the main gates of the car park were locked but a little side gate was open. We went in and walked round. The dogs played and we chatted about my mood!
It had been raining earlier for a short while but it was bright and dry now.
As we were ready to go home we went back to the little gate. Terror! A great big pad lock was hanging on it. We couldn't believe it. We shouted and banged on the gates but there was not a soul about. There was no way out. All around the area there was a tall metal fence.
I could have killed her. She was the one who brought us here! If we phoned 999 someone could come to rescue us. Oh how I hated her to get me in problem especially when I looked terrible with my silly eyes! I mean...Getting the police officers and fire fighters at rescue while not looking your best is just unimaginable, isn't it? What if we were in the papers? Nop, could'nt take that chance!
We went to the front to the main gates. No way we can climb the top but there was about 9" gap under the gates. It will have to be that. This muggins volunteered. I will go first she said. Took the jacket off. Took off my mobile that was hanging round my neck. Gave both to her with the dog lead to hold. I couldn't decide whether to go face down or crawl on my back. I thought if I get stuck under the gate, face down will not look very glamourous! So off I went on my back. As I was lying on the ground I was saying "I am sure my head won’t fit under the gates". I was worried about hurting my skull!
The cheeky cow said "your head isn't the biggest part of your body - you know!" Lucky for her I was half way under the fence. Whilst standing there- laughing- she started to take my photos on the mobile. So now she has got my photos on her mobile phone. Me crawling on the ground, in middle of a public place, under a 20' metal fence!! After pulling the dogs out it was her turn. The crafty woman was clever enough not to give me the mobiles. She stuck them in her jeans pockets despite my threat to kill her if she damaged my mobile.
We, especially me, were filthy! Don't forget it had been raining earlier. I was wearing a light fuchsia pink track bottom with a white T shirt. I was the one who was first out so the ground was nearly dry with my cloths! She escaped with only a little dirt.
After coming out she still wouldn't give me the camera phones! She was trying to take picture of my bottom! She said it looks like as if I have been groped. I was screaming, giggling and running around in circle so that she can't take the picture.
If the CCTVs were on and if anyone sees them they will class us mental. Two grown women frolicking like teenagers! We will be banned from the Council offices forever.
Since Saturday she has blackmailed me into going shopping and going for a meal. God knows how long these photos are going to be used as criminal evidence!
# posted by butterflyuk : 5/03/2005 01:00:00 am
