Thursday, February 24, 2005
As I Mature
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much you care
some people won't appreciate it 'cos they are just assholes.
I've learned that you get by on charm for about 15 minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship
is at first, the passion fades.
There had better be a lot of money (or love) to take it's place.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others.
They are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you are responsible for what you do.
Unless you are a celebrity OR a politician.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't
working in your house,
your spouse or in-laws have broken it.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust.
It only takes suspicion, not even proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that all good people are taken away from you.
but the useless ones are returned back!
I've learned that when the drinking yourself stupid session ends,
The vomiting session starts and doesn't end.
I've learned that as you get older
Silly articles like this amuses you no end!
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much you care
some people won't appreciate it 'cos they are just assholes.
I've learned that you get by on charm for about 15 minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship
is at first, the passion fades.
There had better be a lot of money (or love) to take it's place.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others.
They are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you are responsible for what you do.
Unless you are a celebrity OR a politician.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't
working in your house,
your spouse or in-laws have broken it.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust.
It only takes suspicion, not even proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that all good people are taken away from you.
but the useless ones are returned back!
I've learned that when the drinking yourself stupid session ends,
The vomiting session starts and doesn't end.
I've learned that as you get older
Silly articles like this amuses you no end!
# posted by butterflyuk : 2/24/2005 09:11:00 pm
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